Like a magic trick, I’ll go inside your box and then I’ll disappear Delete the texts and tell your boyfriend I was never here That’s just my life kid, you…

Let me start by saying that I think Joseph Kony is a gigantic cocksucker for what he’s doing to children in Africa. Forcing kids into combat and making them kill…

Things your boyfriend might say if he is…   1) The Nice Guy- “I’d love to go for dinner with your friends and family! They’re great! You’re great too. I’m…

Never have two multiples of three caused me so much anxiety and discomfort. As far as sex positions go, the often talked about “69” has got to be one of…

There’s no ice on my chain But I can make it rain I’m white and upper-class And about to change the game I do not own a gun Don’t have…

I can’t believe it. Me? A Threesome? I’ve only ever been with nine women. Alright, eight… Fine, it might be more like seven. And they were all one at a…

In our current times, for better or for worse, texting can be the difference between a date and another onanistic Friday night. So try not to suck at it. Personally,…

  There was a time, not so long ago, when I looked forward to sex. The prospect of having it was fun, invigorating, and exciting for me.   But not…

Put down Cosmo ladies, because I’m about to tell you everything you need to know about your man’s body language.   Q: What is his body language telling me when…

What happened to men? We used to know how to look. Remember Gregory Peck, Rock Hudson, and Paul Newman? Neither do I, but judging from Google images, those fellas knew…

Wondering if your man is outsourcing? Here are some signs to help spot a cheater:   1) Suspicious Text Messages   If your guy’s phone is blowing up whenever you…

Are you the nice guy who finishes last? Do you get pissed off when a girl says she wants a good guy like you but ends up dating an asshole?…

I was never a huge consumer of Internet pornography. I found it to be tasteless, offensive, and unrealistic.   But then I discovered X-Art.   When it comes to men…

Premature ejaculation got you down? Allow me to get you up. With these 6 simple tips, I will turn  you into a mature ejaculator in no time. 1) Masturbate If…

  It’s a beautiful summer day.  The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and my girlfriend has just told me to get the fuck out of her house.  She seems…